Today I don't feel like doing anything.....But tough S@#t....I have too

I so did not want to get out of bed today....I wanted to stay in my cozy bed snuggled up in my blankets when 4:45 my alarm reminds me of the million things I haveto do today. But today I do not feel like doing anything and the Lazy Song popped into my head by Bruno Marz...I really never knew all of the words and my comments are in blue:

Today I don't feel like doing anything (This guy does not have kids)
I just wanna lay in my bed (I really really do but that will be short lived when the kids wake up)
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone (Yeah right....if Jen calls she will not stop until I pick up....lol...love you girl!)
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything (This guy clearly does not have kids, a puppy or a real job nor does he have much motivation about life)

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan (I don't have a fan so I guess I can skip this part)
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants (Hehehe....yeah I will leave this one alone)
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't (Again....does not have a kid, a boss or a wife who would be telling him to do at least take out the garbage)

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie (I did not think anyone really bought snuggies)
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie (Maybe I should turn on the MTV because I have no friggin clue what the hell a Dougie is)
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man (This guy may not even have a girl...beacuse lets face it...the woman rules the house....sorry babe if you read this but you know it is true:)
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can (You can say whatever you want doesn't mean anyone will care)

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all (Ok he is annoying me now....I get it you are a lazy guy....maybe I am getting angry because I am totally jealous....I mean breakfast, clean up, entertain the kids, shopping, work, call a million people....yeah I def jealous of this guy)

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X (Unless it is your day 7 off day, you should not skip a day..as a beachbody coach I have issues with this one!!! I got up today by 5:10 doing shoulders and arms and I feel great maybe you should do P90X now and you will not feel so lazy)
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex (Now you are being cocky...yeah a girl really loves a man who lies around the house all day with your hands in your pants)
And she's gonna scream out....This is great (lol....omg....you really think you are the man....hummm now I am curious as to what this guy actually looks like....brb....I am going to google him...ok...he is not bad looking....nevermind....I will not trash him on this point)(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree (ok...dude you sound flighty now.)
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait (I am sure your pop is proud that you are making mad cash with a hit song)
I deleted the chorus...
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair (aka dirtbag)
'Cause I ain't going anywhere (Let me guess because you are staying the house you are not brushing your teeth???)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose (Great...a visual most people do not need of you...and yuck if your company needs to sit on your couch after your nude butt and other things were on it all day)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
ok....so I woke up singing this song in my head but I never really knew the words and I am not jealous because if I had to do nothing all day....and big IF...I would still do P90X and I would shower get dressed and read a book on the deck gettting some sun and just relaxing. I guess my idea of not doing anything is different then Bruno Mars but the truth about it is that I would miss my kids running around and being the little mosters that they are. I would not do nothing at all because what a waste of a day....so do SOMETHING today because you never know what tomorrow will bring. Be thankful that you are able to live your life to the fullest!!!